"If You See Us In The Club, We'll Be Acting Real Nice."

Anyone who knows me is well aware of the fact that I am horrible with anything artsy/crafty. This is the reasoning for my madness to buy whatever the item is instead of making it, regardless of how much money it can save. But, I will slightly brag about myself for just a few sentences.....That is my fall wreath! Woo hoo! I wanted to decorate with some fall things and went for it. Since I'm such a professional, who wants one? I'm going to start my own business on the side haha.

In this picture you have the pleasure of seeing what my coworkers and I saw on Thursday morning last week. This is an unmarked, sketchy white van with no door. Yup, the door is not open - it simply has no door. And your eyes are not deceiving you. That IS a manmade gate to prevent anyone from falling out of the van without the door. Further into the van is a sleeping bag with a guy sleeping in it. It held such a high creep factor that customers inside were complaining about it. No worries, this van was not parked in front of my place of employment - it was parked in front of Kmart. That part almost makes the story better. :) I feel like these things are only seen in Abilene, TX. 

Disclaimer: I do not think it is funny in any way that people may have to sleep in their cars. However, there was a long sedan parked directly behind this van. An older man was just sitting in his car - watching and reading. It appeared that the two somehow were connected or maybe that's just my Criminal Mind obsession kicking in. Regardless, their operation seemed extremely out of the norm - even for this town.